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Monday, May 26, 2008

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Platypus fest 08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bienvenidos a Platypus fiesta 08! Esperemos que tengas un bien tiempo!!!



P.S. I wanted to write in in spanish. (gosh)

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

SWITCHING????????????????

A test. I want feed back. Leave comments. Look at URL. Goodbye.



http://eliteyoes.googlepages.com/home

or,

http://eliteyoes.googlepages.com/testing

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Moosefest 08 is coming to an end...




Happy Moosefest to all and to all a good pair of antlers!!!

Monday, February 25, 2008

HELP PLEASE!!!!

Okay, so I start reading this wiki article about the number 1000. One of the facts on the page was that the letter A is NEVER used in any numbers under "One Thousand". Is this really true?

Thursday, February 21, 2008

moose fest '08



































































I have officialy declared MOOSE FEST '08. to celebrate, I have pictures.

4.This is mini-moose the second. He sits at the bottom of my computer monitor.

1-3.These pictures are the process of a moose shaped pancake. It was delicious.

Friday, February 8, 2008

Ummmmmm...

A hot dog toaster? What has this world come to????

Monday, February 4, 2008

Funny math problem

Dr. MacDell's computer case mesures...

Focus on the name

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Wow

Epic Questions

Questions:

1. Paper or plastic?
2. Save Changes to "Untitled"?
3. How would you like your egg prepared?
4. Republican or Democrat?
5. Would you like fries with that?
6. Youtube or Google Video?
7. Firefox or Explorer?
8. Mac or PC?
(In the subject of Macs)9. Tiger or Leopard?
10. Halo 3 or Twilight Princess?

Answers:

1. Plastic
2. No
3. Raise it to become a chicken and then barbecue it. What? Fine. Scrambled.
4. Hard to say...
5. Yes
6. YOUTUBE
7. Firefox
8. Mac
9. Tiger
10. Only if Halo has Online Play

Publish your opinion in The comments.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

The adventures of blue and green 4!





This one now has Platforms! yay!


Click on the picture!

Adventures of blue and green 3





Click on the pic!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

The adventures of blue and green 2





Click on the picture!

Take a look at this!





Pretty cool huh?


Don't forget! Click on the picture.

Monday, January 14, 2008

MUST TRY




Pwnsomness at its best.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

I got a ipod touch!!!!

I'm blogging with it right now. Its cool!

Sunday, December 23, 2007

ELITE-YOES ANAVERSARY! WOOOT! PWNAGE!

I have been around here for 1 year now and I am greatly impressed with my work here. I actually learned lots of stuff by manging this blog.

YAY!


oh yeah, TWO MORE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS! WHOOPEE!

I learned somthing!

Take a look at this!


  • Strike Out!


    anyway, just thought it was kinda cool.

    Monday, November 19, 2007

    *happy*



    The Elite Yoes is happy because he is gonna get an iMac with a really big display. *happy*.

    Wednesday, October 3, 2007

    this one yoes! it's nice.

    Tuesday, October 2, 2007

    Quote from apple.com

    "Up to 16GB RAM

    Add up to 16GB of 667MHz DDR2 ECC fully buffered memory — a memory architecture that’s up to 256 bits wide and allows for greater memory capacity, faster speeds, and better reliability."

    TAKE THAT!

    Monday, October 1, 2007

    Lookie what I found!

    Chourus: Let me come in and share your box
    for fed ex took mine
    let me come in and share your box
    and that warm feelin drinkin' beer

    I am without cash today
    and I sure hate going door to door
    askin for those coins today
    but I sure do need some more

    Chourus

    I sure want some health care
    but it has to be free
    so I have to go the way all the way
    all the way over the border

    Chorus

    I should shave my beard today
    but for that I'd have to pay
    I should shave my beard today
    But I cat so ill drink form a shoe

    Chorus

    should I jump on a boxcar today?
    maybe ill find some cash on the train
    or that stupid monorail
    could it be any good?

    Chorus

    no one can force me to get a job
    not if I find another car
    if it has an open door
    then I can make some cash

    Chorus

    why should I take a shower today?
    other hoboes smell the same
    why should I take a shower today?
    I cant smell myself

    Chorus

    EYSC productions. copyright 2006.

    Cleaning your room DOES pay off. this just goes to show it.

    In other news, when will MTV actually show music? it makes no sense.

    Sunday, September 30, 2007

    Prestons bass!


    Prestons quote: "somtimes my bass tries to eat waffles", has come to life!

    Saturday, September 29, 2007

    Gooooooooood news!

    IMA STARTIN BASS!!!!!!!

    Now, as a cruton, what bass should I get?

    Sunday, September 2, 2007

    Indy!!!

    Right now, at the very moment I, the ELITE yoes am in Indianapolis. miles away from anything that starts with "Minna". yes, I am very far away.

    so, apart from the Minnesota cracks about their stupid native American names, I will start on the real blogging.

    the drive up was incredibly painful. I will start with the part that involves Coffee. As you don't know, my doctor has put me on a stupid diet that prohibits me from consuming any dairy, apples, bananas, and white rice. so, I go and get a coffee from STARBUCKS (bwahahaha!) and, without dairy, I cant have cream in my coffee. so I have to load my coffee up with sugar. so the friggin idiot at the friggin drive thru had to put 17 friggin packs of sugar in my friggin coffee. and, if that was not enough, he gave me three more packs. And I am thinking "what the heck was up with that guy and his sugar intake?????". Of course, my coffee was corrupted, so I had to dump it all out the window. at 80 miles per hour. BLAM! splattered all over the car. Now, we (me and my aunt) had to go get wet wipes to clean up the car. we stoped at a gas station, got the wet wipes, and went to go and pay. Now, lets give these people quick names. devil, lady 1, lady 2, and customer, plus me and my aunt.
    me and my aunt were paying to lady 1 behind the counter. devil is behind us, waiting impatiently and lady 2 at the other side of the gas station counter says "I can help someone over here" now devil reaches her credit card all the way across the counter and says "here, take my card." then lady 2 says "oh, I'm sorry, customer is here" then devil rudely says "well, you could of taken the credit card out of my hand. that was really rude. im going to have to report you."
    At this time, my aunt (thinking this is all a joke) busts out with a case of giggles. then devil gives a glare to my aunt and my aunt stops laughing. then we get outside, and my aunt looks like she is ready to explode.
    we start wiping down the car, and leave.

    Now, fast forward to Indiana. My aunt has a female beagle that is obviously a feamale due to its pink coller and leash. So, there are some mexican folk around when I decided to take the dog on a walk. they did not speak inglish, only spanish. they wanted to know how to get to the canal walkway, and I was about to tell them when they said this:
    " I cant beleve that stupid kid walking around with that dog. I mean, the dog is a girl, dont advertize it. I would defenetly get a black coller and say it was a boy. dumb-***"
    They said this all in spanish 2 feet away from me, and I was SO CLOSE to saying in spanish:
    "Hello! How are you? I heard you insulting me. I want to know if you want to say that right in my face again, or if you want to apologize."
    But, since I am a nice little boy I walked right back into my aunts house and said to myself:
    "They will never know"
    And laughed.

    Overall though, it has been a great trip. the days seem endless, and fun. and since there is only one hour left of this one, I will now go to bed.

    se ya later!

    EY

    Monday, August 27, 2007

    Yay!


    TONIGHT I WILL VIEW THE GREATEST THING THAT HAS HAPPEND TO THIS WORLD SINCE PEANUT BUTTER...

    WEIRD AL YANKOVIC!

    TONIGHT...

    see ya at the state fair!

    Sunday, August 19, 2007

    First tube video!!!!!!!!!

    I recently posted my first youtube video!


    Wednesday, August 8, 2007

    Vanilla coke!

    as you may have allredy read, vanilla coke, is... sniff...gone... BUT! (heroic music plays)


    ITS MAKIN A COMEBACK!!!!!@!!!!!!!

    Monday, August 6, 2007

    pi...

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    yeah... stuff I foud on the internet...kinda kool... check out the page!













    Tuesday, July 17, 2007

    Corn Palace!


    This corn palace is found in mitchell south dakota!!!(yes, i HAVE been there. It was made of corn)

    Friday, July 13, 2007





    2 awsome videos.

    Thursday, July 12, 2007

    FACE THE FACTS


    Face it cruton, GIR is a Nintendo fan

    Tuesday, July 10, 2007

    my aunts dog


    ok, this is my aunts dog, im serious.

    sorry about last time...
    didnt work out so good...

    dont do...

    Heh... funny.

    Sunday, July 8, 2007

    hey

    its cruton, here to tell yoes...


    IM BACK FROM WISCONSIN NOW! shall blog on mine now, so long, and thanks for all the fiiiish!

    Saturday, July 7, 2007

    Thursday, June 28, 2007

    NEWS REPORT



    LOOK AT ME, I DONT NEED SUBTITLES!

    Wednesday, June 20, 2007

    sighhh... to yay!

    Well, i wont be postin' much this summer. but, on the bright side...





    I AM GOIN TO POST A LOT MORE IN SEPTEMBER!!!!!!!!!! YEEHAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUZ IM LEARNIN' HTML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Im so happy! And im gettin' a new computer! but... its a (gulp) linux. whatever though.

    Happy.

    Saturday, June 9, 2007

    This is my aunts dog. Im serious. (its a girl beagle).

    Monday, June 4, 2007

    THAT IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I CANT STAND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW UNTIL 7:20 IS SCREW UP THE OTHER PERSONS BLOG... TIME. HEH. THIS ILL BE FUN.

    hey yoes, Mike Tyson, Sandwiches, and other stuff


    hey yoes. told you i'd get the photoshop!
    mike tyson+sandwiches=hooray,
    cruton



    and eh...sorry for postin here.

    Sunday, June 3, 2007

    CAMPING!!!!

    Yes, I went camping up at Ft. Ripley, and it was ASSUM!! sadly enough, the food tasted like... CRAP, and I couldn't shoot the 50 cal. automatic machine gun. or shotgun. or .22. or BB gun. Or the bows and arrows. yup.

    Wednesday, May 30, 2007

    Painfull phone call

    Ok. you may think you have bad phone calls, but this was worse. there is certain info that you need to know about this post to make this funny.

    1. I am in Boy scouts.

    2.I am going camping this weekend

    3. this mothers son is going with me.

    Ok, that kid were going to name... bob (that is not his real name) Bob is camping with me, and his mom didnt get the camping supplies list. since I am patrol leader, this is may job to give this info to Bobs mom. great. here is the phone call. (you can guess who is me)


    Hello, can I speak to bobs mom please?

    yes. (pause)

    hello?

    hi this is EY (not my real name) calling to get your E-mail adress, so I can give you the camping information.

    What is this information?

    camping supplies for this weekend.

    who are you?

    EY from bobs boy scout troop.

    oh sorry. but I am supposed to be getting this info from Shane.

    (ok, for this part, try to think of a euphemism of "do you want the crappin info or not lady?")

    yes.

    ok, whats your e-mail?

    blahblahblib@somthin'.net (of course that is her real e-mail)

    ok, so in reppitition, blahblahblib@somthin'.net?

    no, its blahblibblah.net.

    ok, so its blahblibblah.net. ?

    no no no. its blahblah@somthin'.net

    ok. so its blahblah@somthin'.net ?

    NO!!! blah.somthin'.net!

    ok.

    so, whats your phone number?

    ###-###-#### (I am NOT telling you)

    but, that's Shane's number!!!(now, imagine her saying that with a "are you an impersonator from my space person?!?!?!" voice.)

    I am shanes son.

    oh. (this time with a " I still dont belive you" voice)

    bye

    bye. (hang up)

    ok, then my dad says, let me add that to my niffty shniffty google e-mail group so she gets all our emails from now on.

    and guess what?



    she was already on the group. (and, incase your slow, that means she got that e-mail, and the phone number.)











    yarghh!!!!!!!!!!!

    Monday, May 28, 2007

    ownilation to the 2nd power.

    Pirates 3

    HORRID PUTRID CONFUSING UGLYFULL DESERVING TO DIE MOVIE THAT CAN CALL ITSELF A MOVIE SADLLY.

    GOSH!!!!!!!!

    Saturday, May 26, 2007

    The top 10 cooliest superheroes of ALL time





    3.Nightcrawler ( no hyperlink sorry)


    4. Phat


    5.Toxin

    6.Punisher

    7. Thor

    8.Iron man (could not pwn CA, witch he did)

    9. Spider man

    10. Apocalypse

    THAT IS ALL

    Tuesday, May 22, 2007

    MN twins!!!

    the twins are awesomer than your bologna based soul. accept it. live with it. cuz' the twins R KUL.

    Monday, May 14, 2007

    TWITCH!!

    I am like, twiching with happyness today because there are less than 20!!!!!! DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT!!!!!!!!

    Thursday, May 10, 2007

    My theory of how hot dogs got there name


    Once, a chef decided to make a huge, thick, cooked stick of beef jerky. So he did. Then, his first participant to try this magnificent creation was a gangster, and, of course, his reply was

    "This is hot dog!!"

    And that is how the hot dog got its name.

    Monday, May 7, 2007

    spidy 3

    yes, I did watch spidy 3 last night, and it had several flaws. here are some:

    he does not get the symbiote spidy suit from a meteor from outer space, he gets it because HE went to outer space

    There is now such thing as the "new goblin" (in fact, harry never becomes a goblin)

    Venom is suposed to be fatter (tee hee)

    Venom does not have his pwnsome tounge (poopy)

    Venom is not... venemous

    spiderman CAN take his suit of at his command

    and just for the record, when harry is teling peter that MJ likes him more than peter, his eye is very twichy. Im serious.

    so, there you have it, spider man is a very screwed up movie, so here are my ratings

    acting: 4.9 / 5 (dont twich next time)

    story line: 2.5 /5 (follow the storyline)

    ammount of platyuses: 0/1 (there were none)

    comedy: 4/5 (actually funny because of JJJ)

    special efects: 1/1 (I would be scared if the sandman tried to kill me in that movie. Cruton, a new battle, SM vs wolverine)
    overall: 4.5/5

    Wednesday, May 2, 2007

    scariest logo EVER


    ok, have you noticed the famous daves logo? and how wrong it is? I mean, the pig is rosting his flesh over a fire, and drooling over it. famous daves is DELICIOUS, but the logo is disturbing

    Sniff...


    what ever happened to vanilla coke??? sniff... it was... TASTY!! (notice in fergalicious, fergie spelles tasty wrong. t to the a to the s t E y blah blah.)



    PLATYPUSES ARE HOGEPOGES!!!!

    Saturday, April 28, 2007

    Saturday, April 21, 2007

    A tribute to platypus fest 07... platypuses pwn!!!!!!!

    Thursday, April 19, 2007

    Out of these animals, what is your favorite?
    Moose
    Platypus
    Spider monkey
    Turkey
    Buffalo
    Cow
    Frog
    Turtle
    Goose
      
    pollcode.com free polls


    Hilarious!!!

    Tuesday, April 10, 2007

    PLATYPUS



    PLATYPUSES PWN YOU AND YOUR PUNY EXISTANCE ON THIS PLANET!!! WORLD GETS OWNED BY PLATYPUSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Ornithorhynchus anatinus (THATS THE SIENTIFIC NAME FOR PLATYPUSES)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thursday, April 5, 2007

    READ OR DIE

    since I have, well, posted a bunch of vids already, i shall now declare this month APRIL MOVIE MADNESS!(its cheesy!) so, I will be on utube all month long looking for vids that are cool!

    Tuesday, April 3, 2007

    Sorry and other stuff II (THE VID FEST)

    Hi peeps! sorry I have not posted in a while!
































    Thursday, March 15, 2007

    Tuesday, March 13, 2007

    you got owned!

    maybe one of the funniest things of all time! that is, if you are not concidering gir. oh yeah, Call sgt. Cruton Cruton. it drives him insane so ha! http://you.justgotowned.com/ also, recive the following message, in this vid! http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare.php

    Wednesday, February 21, 2007

    sgt. cruton

    recently, I let one of my good freinds get his own blog. Yeah, I showed him blogger. he is now up on COOL BLOGS and is named Sgt. Cruton. hopefully, he will explain his name.

    Tuesday, February 20, 2007

    CrAp

    its 6 days after valentines day and I have something to say about it. When you ask somebody to be your Valentine, think about what you are asking. here is an example:

    Boy: "will you be my Valentine?"

    Girl: "Yes! I would love to!"

    Now, in a different format:

    Boy: " will you be my girlfriend for a day and never go back to think about it again?"

    Girl: *walk away*

    EXACTLY!!!!! ITS CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!! I would feel like a complete and ubber dunderhead after saying that to a girl! Now, here is a good Show:


    Tuesday, February 13, 2007

    Blah Blah Blah!

    lets face it man, cartoons are what makes the world go round. And when I say cartoons I mean ALL cartoons. from Loony Toons to Disney stuff to Nick cartoons to cartoon network stuff. It all rocks. but, what I think joins them all together is TOON RPG. That thing ROCKS man! its AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! I believe that it could single handedly be the GREATEST RPG OF ALL TIME! Its funny and what an RPG is supposed to be. None of this D+D crap! TOON PWNS!

    Tuesday, February 6, 2007

    crap. thats readible. so read it!

    the virtual console for wii, well, dosnt have the right games. they need ALL mario games. its just plain old smart. an loz ocarina of time. its plain ol' STUPID.

    but, back to the point. chat. its a WHOLE new language. im going to try to create a dictionary for chat. this is a huge dictionary i found

    AFAIK -- As Far As I Know
    AFK -- Away From Keyboard
    ASAP -- As Soon As Possible
    BBL -- Be Back Later
    BBN -- Bye Bye Now
    BBS -- Be Back Soon
    BEG -- Big Evil Grin
    BF -- Boyfriend
    BIBO -- Beer In, Beer Out
    BRB -- Be Right Back
    BTW -- By The Way
    BWL -- Bursting With Laughter
    C&G -- Chuckle and Grin
    CICO -- Coffee In, Coffee Out
    CID -- Crying In Disgrace
    CNP -- Continued (in my) Next Post
    CP -- Chat Post(a chat message)
    CRBT -- Crying Real Big Tears
    CSG -- Chuckle Snicker Grin
    CYA -- See You (Seeya)
    CYAL8R -- See You Later (Seeyalata)
    DLTBBB -- Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
    EG -- Evil Grin
    EMSG -- Email Message
    FC -- Fingers Crossed
    FTBOMH -- From The Bottom Of My Heart
    FYI -- For Your Information
    FWIW -- For What It's Worth
    GAL -- Get A Life
    GF -- Girlfriend
    GFN -- Gone For Now
    GMBA -- Giggling My Butt Off
    GMTA -- Great Minds Think Alike
    GTSY -- Glad To See You
    H&K -- Hug and Kiss
    HABU -- Have A Better 'Un
    HAGN -- Have A Good Night
    HAGU -- Have A Good 'Un
    HHIS -- Hanging Head in Shame
    HUB -- Head Up Butt
    IAE -- In Any Event
    IC -- I See
    IMNSHO -- In My Not So Humble Opinion
    IMO -- In My Opinion
    IMCO -- In My Considered Opinion
    IMHO -- In My Humble Opinion
    IOW -- In Other Words
    IRL -- In Real Life
    IWALU -- I Will Always Love You
    JMO -- Just My Opinion
    JTLYK -- Just To Let You Know
    KIT -- Keep In Touch
    KOC -- Kiss On Cheek
    KOL -- Kiss On Lips
    L8R -- Later
    L8R -- G8R Later 'Gater
    LHM -- Lord Help Me
    LHO -- Laughing Head Off
    LHU -- Lord Help Us
    LMAO -- Laughing My A$$ Off
    LMSO -- Laughing My Socks Off
    LOL -- Laugh Out Loud
    LSHMBB -- Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing
    LSHMBH -- Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
    LSHTTARDML -- Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
    LTNS -- Long Time No See
    LTS -- Laughing To Self
    LUWAMH -- Love You With All My Heart
    LY -- Love Ya
    MTF -- More To Follow
    NRN -- No Reply Necessary
    NADT -- Not A Darn Thing
    OIC -- Oh, I See
    OL -- Old Lady (significant other)
    OM -- Old Man (significant other)
    OTOH -- On The Other Hand
    OTTOMH -- Off The Top of My Head
    PDS -- Please Don't Shoot

    PM -- Private Message
    PMFJI -- Pardon Me For Jumping In
    POAHF -- Put On A Happy Face
    QSL -- Reply
    QSO -- Conversation
    QT -- Cutie
    ROFL -- Rolling On Floor Laughing
    ROFLAPMP -- ROFL And Peeing My Pants
    ROFLMAOAY -- ROFLMAO At You
    ROFLMAOWTIME -- ROFLMAO With Tears In My Eyes
    ROFLUTS ROFL -- Unable to Speak
    SETE -- Smiling Ear To Ear
    SHID -- Slaps Head In Disgust
    SNERT -- Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
    SO -- Significant Other
    SOT -- Short Of Time
    SOTMG -- Short Of Time Must Go
    SWAK -- Sealed With A Kiss
    SWL -- Screaming with Laughter
    SYS -- See You Soon
    TA -- Thanks Again
    TGIF -- Thank God It's Friday
    TCOY -- Take Care Of Yourself
    TILII -- Tell It Like It Is
    TNT -- Till Next Time
    TOY -- Thinking Of You
    TTFN -- Ta Ta For Now
    TTYL -- Talk To You Later
    WB -- Welcome Back
    YBS -- You'll Be Sorry
    YG -- Young Gentleman
    YL -- Young Lady
    YM -- Young Man

    soooooooooooo, yeah. get what i mean???

    Monday, January 29, 2007

    I GOT WII!!!!!!

    the 21st. sitten' out there in the butt-freazin cold(yes, the weather CAN be cold! stupid californians!) tryin' to get a wii. you guessed it, i got wii! and its fuuuuuuuuuuuu-n!!

    Tuesday, January 9, 2007

    stuff of doom

    Ok, im here and ready to blog! a
    And im going to make reading my blog FUN!!!! so highlight the following!
    yeah, so me and my dad were talking a couple days ago and the words "Guitar solo" came up and my little brother (whom is 8) yelled "I have heard of drum solos, bass solos but never Guitar solos!" me and my dad laughed insanely .and stop there! but really, how many times have you heard of drum solos in a song? exactly. not many.

    another reminder to all you californians:

    SNOW IS REAL!!!!!!

    Tuesday, January 2, 2007

    Sorry and other stuff

    well, I am sorry that i did not post on my blog for a LONG time, but I have came back with even MORE useless junk to blog about(*Mad cheering*). but really i have.
    but back to the point. i just went to a card shop today and all i could do is stare at birthday cards. Though, during my attempt to not die of boredom, i saw that almost all birthday cards had "Its your Birthday!" on the front and I am still thinking, of the look and reaction on the receiver's face. "WHAT??? Its my birthday?? thats so amazing!! so thats why I am having a party?" I mean COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "happy birthday" I can understand, but "its your birthday" I JUST CANT!!!!
    you have to agree. its stupid.


    A question that we have asked throughout the ages: are french fries really french?

    Sunday, December 24, 2006

    SHOOT!

    I was just told today that I was NOT going to get a Nintendo Wii for Christmas. Im ticked. REALLY ticked. Notice:

    DO NOT BUY A SONY PLAY STATION THREE!!!!!
    The wii is the greatest system of the ps3 and xbox360. It has incredebly good gameplay and is completly interactive due to the motion sensing controller. and its only $250!

    Strong Bad Emails- Trogdor

    TROGDOR!!!!!!!

    Saturday, December 23, 2006

    Mad TV - John Madden - Quick Pop Popcorn Popper

    EVIL POPCORN!

    Weird Al Yanlovic-Amish paradise

    MORE CLASSICS!

    White and Nerdy

    LONG LIVE AL!

    Monty Python Camelot Lego Animation

    Camelot scene from Monty Python and The Holy Grail done in Lego animation. SWEET!

    Napoleon Dance

    classics. good classics

    World of Warcraft vs. Runescape

    This is a funny clip of WoW vs. Runescape!

    worth a shot

    ok. to tell you the truth, im new to this blogging thing so im going to try to post VIDEOS! YAY!

    I AM THE YOES

    ever heard of someone named yoes somthing on the internet? You are talking to him. Yoes. I live up north so i have seen snow(yes, there is such thing you stupid californians!) so dont be all "there is no such thing" cuz there is you californians!!!! HA!